We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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