O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
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Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
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Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
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Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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