16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
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I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
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I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
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