So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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