I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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