I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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