Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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