we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
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