Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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