Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
did i just pee glitter
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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