He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
it was like eating out sand paper
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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