We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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