And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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