Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
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and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
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in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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