You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
There are leaves in my underwear?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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