Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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