I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
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