Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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