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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  and my herpes radar will keep us safe

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.

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• (862): View more from New Jersey

  win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  My penis needs a shock collar

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink

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  Like really drunk?

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  Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.

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