it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
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Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
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Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.