i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
this just has baby written all over it
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
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