Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Come share oat with me in your robe
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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