I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
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I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
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my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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