You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
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