we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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