'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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