Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
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Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
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The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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