Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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