"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I need a beard to bite.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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