i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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