we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
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I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
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My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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