Your tits are I can't wait for
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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