Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
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The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Randomize
