you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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