I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
This is my gift to your gina
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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