idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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