I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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