Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
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She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
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Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
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