she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
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