No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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