I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
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yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
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You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
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