weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
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I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
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Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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