: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
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