I seem to have left my pride at pride
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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