Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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