I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
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dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
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Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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