If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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