do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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