last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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