The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
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when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
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So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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