I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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