I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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