I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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