Me. At least after what I've been through.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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