can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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