No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
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you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
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I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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