My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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