no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Best friends brother. Beat that.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
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